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04 June 2007 @ 09:28 pm
Not sure where the inspiration for this came from ;)  
"Moose" Johanssen, alone and out of gas in the middle of the Arizona desert, stood by the side of the road examining the fuel line of his motorcycle. He was puzzled as he had spent the entire previous weekend rebuilding the engine and was certain that he had put everything back together properly.

He was even more puzzled when he looked back down the road from the direction he came and saw the fast-moving semi move onto the shoulder and line up at him. The semi never slowed, and in that last moment before impact, Moose barely had time to complete his last thought.

"Man, I wish I knew she was a truck driver when I grabbed her ass at that last diner."
 
 
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